Posted by
deet100_1
(209 )
on Feb-10-08
at 16:33:24 PST
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Well Hello ladies and welcome to D C Airlines! My name is captain Bill and I will be flying this plane today into Atlanta Airport! I heard that there is going to be a wedding? Some young couple named Todd and Elise? (Linda B)
Woops! Young man, are you alright? You shouldn't really be out here by this run way!
(JOHN SINGING STAYIN ALIVE BY THE BEE GEES) "OH YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN, NO TIME TO TALK" WELL HI THERE LADIES! I HEARD THAT EVERYBODIES GOING TO A WEDDING IN ATLANTA, GEORGIA"! I'M GOING TO IN MY OWN JET. I'M LEAVING NOW AND I'LL BE IN GA. IN 3 SECONDS, BYE!!
'OKAY EVERYBODY STAND IN A SINGLE LINE NOW, SUPERMAN, I'M SORRY NO CUTTING IN. (ANWAR SADAT SPEAKING) HEY ARNOLD, YOU WANT TO WATCH WHERE YOU ARE POINTING YOUR GOLF CLUB!
'SORRY NO PETS ALOUD ON THE PLANE!
"NO I'M GOING TO SING FIRST AT TODD AND ELISE'S WEDDING, NO I'M GOING TO SING FIRST, NO ME, NO ME"
HELLO LITTLE GIRLS, CAN I HELP YOU? YES, WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE PLANE THAT GOES TO CANDYLAND! OH, THAT PLANE LEFT AN HOUR AGO, DID YOU GET LOST IN GETTING HERE? YES!! WHAH!!
OKAY LITTLE GIRLS I HAVE TO CHECK AND SEE IF YOUR SEAT BELTS ARE FASTENED SECURELY, BECAUSE WE ARE JUST ABOUT READY TO TAKE OFF.
WELL HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO ATLANTA, GEORGIA! I'M SURE EVERYBODY IS GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME AT TODD AND ELISE'S WEDDING! YA'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU EAT PLENTY OF GOOD SOUTHERN HOME COOKIN' NOW YA HERE! BYE BYE!
THE END LINDA B
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