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WHY ZIT There is never a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

WHY ZIT People constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that someting new to eat will materialize?

WHY ZIT On electric toasters, they have a message "ONE SLICE"? How many slices of bread will fit in that slot, anyway?

WHY ZIT People keep running over a piece of string with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

WHY ZIT No plastic bag opens from the end you try first?

WHY ZIT There are dead bugs in closed light fixtures? How do they get in there?

WHYZIT With all the lint left in your clothes dryer, your clothes eventually don't disappear?

WHY ZIT Ther are no "Father-in-law" jokes?

WHY ZIT That the only difference between a yard sale and trash day is the distance you put your stuff from the street?

WHY ZIT In winter, we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

WHY ZIT called a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts Free?



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