Trump: "Michael Cohen? the name doesn't ring a bell with me Who was he?
some low level volunteer that brought me the coffee"?

Interviewer: "He has been your personal lawyer for years".

Trump: "Oh that guy. I have many lawyers.
I guess that's why I don't remember him"

Interviewer: "But Mr. Trump, he was your lawyer on the Stormy Danials allegations".

Trump: "oh yeah, I think I might remember him. I thought you were talking about Michael Douglas".

Interviewer: "Mr. Trump, how do you feel about the special counsel investigating
Donald Jr and Jared Kushner"?

Trump: "Who are they"?

Interviewer: "One is your son and another one is your son in law".

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come to sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."