I need to borrow some money

Trump: As you know American banks will not loan me money

Putin: Why is that?

Trump: I declared bankruptcy 6 times

Trump: "Who are they"?

Interviewer: "One is your son and another one is your son in law".

Was Trump including himself with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama when he said

No one is above the law, Hillary Clinton will say anything, do anything
to keep their grip on power, to keep their (meaning Obama) control over our country

Obama (D) - 8yrs in office. zero criminal indictments, zero convictions and zero prison sentences. so the next time somebody describes the Obama administration as "scandal free" they aren't speaking wishfully, they're simply telling the truth.

Voters believed 24 years of Republican propaganda, and slander about Hillary Clinton without any real evidence.

What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard


God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."