Full Listing of all Acronyms / Abbreviations.

- 2 Cents Worth

- Thank You

- thanx thanks submitted by Mihai Maties

- One For The Road

- 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

- 2 Cents Worth

- Ate

- Alcholics Anonymous

- As A Matter Of Fact

- As A Matter Of Interest

- Abbreviation

- A bear coughed down enough fish. Goats hide in jellyfish. Kangaroos love monkeys. Noisy octopusses play quadrillateral rocks. Swordfish take undershirts. Velvet wombat xylophones, yet zebras. submitted by Joe

- Acknowledgement

- Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning

- Attention Defecate Hyperactivity Disorder submitted by Prozac0714

- Any Day Now also irritated, having seen a bad commercial message (from adnoid)

- As Far As I Am Aware

- As Far As I Am Concerned

- As Far As I Can Tell

- As Far As I Know

- As Far As I Remember/Recall

- As Far As I Understand

- As Far As I Understand It

- Any F*cking Day Now

- Away From The Keyboard; Away For A Kwickie

- AbsoFreakinLutely

- All F*ucked Up

- Artificial Intelligence

- As I Said Before; As It Should Be

- As I Said Before You Stupid Jackass

- As I Said Earlier

- As I See It

- As I Understand It

- As It Were/Was

- Also Known As

- As Much/Many As Possible

- Adios My Friend; Adios Mother F*cker

- And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

- American National Standards Institute

- another nutter thats on edge submitted by Fahrenheit

- Anyone

- Any Other Business

- Another One Bites The Dust

- America On Line [Internet Content Provider]/ A*seholes OnLine

- All Of You Suck Severely submitted by Tellurium132

- All Praise And Credit

- Application Program Interface

- Advanced Research Projects Agency

- Age/ Sex?

- Age/ Sex?

- Age/ Sex?

- As Soon As F*cking Possible

- As Soon As Possible

- American Standard Code for Information Interchange

- Age/ Sex/ Location?

- Age/Sex/Location?

- Age/ Sex/ Location?

- All The Best

- At The Keyboard

- Another Three Letter Acronym

- At The Moment

- Attention

- Anything That Turns You On Baby

- Australia

- Average

- And Where Can I Get One

- Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This/That Again

- Are We Going To Have To Go Through This/ That Again

- Are We Having Fun Yet

- Are You There

- Back submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

- Before

- Bye For Now

- By Any Chance

- Broken As Designed

- Back At Keyboard

- Two Clear Points of View ??

- Bad A*sed Motherf*cker Bit It

- Bad A*rsed Mother F*cker

- Busy Beyond Belief

- Bye Bye For Now

- Be Back In A Bit

- Be Back In A Flash

- Be Back In A Minute

- Be Back In A Sec

- Be Back Later

- Bye Bye Now

- Burnt Beyond Repair

- Bulletin Board System

- Basket Case; Because

- Because

- Blind Carbon Copy

- Be Seein' You

- Big Evil Grin

- Boy Friend

- Big F*cking Deal

- Bum F*ck Egypt [meaning a faraway place e.g. there were no close parking spaces so I had to park in BFE]

- Big Friendly Giant; Big F*cking Gun

- Bastard From Hell

- Brute Force and Ignorance; Bunch of F*cking Idiots

- Brute Force and Massive Ignorance

- Bye For Now

- Big Grin

- bend them over, grease them up, and prong them submitted by matthew

- Breidbart Index [a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM. Named after the person who designed it]

- Best In Class

- Brother In Law

- Believe It Or Not

- Blow It Out Your A*se

- Beaten It To Death

- Because

- Blonde Moment

- Brick & Mortar submitted by ober0n

- Bad Mother F*cker

- Banging My Head Against The Keyboard

- Banging My Head Against The Wall

- Birmingham Mini Owners Club submitted by Ian Wilson

- Brilliant Minds Think Alike

- Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

- Big Name Fan

- But Of Course

- Birds Of a Feather

- Bastard Operator From Hell

- Bend Over Here It Comes Again

- Back Of Hand On Forehead

- Best Of Luck

- Big Orange Switch; Boyfriend Over Shoulder

- Back On Topic

- Back Of The Envelope Calculation

- Be Right Back

- Be Right Back Gotta Pee

- Be Right Back I Gotta Pee

- Brother

- Brothers

- Big Red Switch

- Be Right There

- Britney Spears. No wait, bullsh*t. Well, what difference does it make? submitted by MasterOfEvil

- Big Sh*t Eating Grin

- Big Smiling Grin; Broad Sweeping Generalisation

- Blue Screen Of Death

- But Then Again

- But Then Again I Could Be Wrong

- Be That As It May

- Been There Done That

- Been There Done That Got The T-Shirt

- Buck Tooth Green

- Be There Or Be Dead

- Be There Or Be Square

- Beats The Sh*t Out Of Me

- Back To The Point

- By The Way

- Bursting With Laughter

- Buzz Word Quotient

- BusY

- But You Know/Knew That

- But You Know/Knew That Already

- Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze

- Bring your own condom submitted by MasterOfEvil

- See

- Can't Add Doesn't Even Try

- Call Back

- Carbon Copy

- Can't Cook Won't Cook

- Creative Editing

- Computer Emergency Response Team

- Charlie Foxtrot; Cluster F*ck [similar to SNAFU]

- Call For Discussion

- Call For Votes

- Cute Grin

- Common Gateway Interface

- See HOW yoU aRe

- California Highway Patrol

- See How yoU aRe

- Computer Incident Advisory Capability

- goodbye [pronounced Chow]

- Christ I'm Confused

- Coffee In Coffee Out

- Crying In Disgrace

- Cut It Out

- Circle

- Crying Like A Baby

- Career Limiting Move

- Correct Me If I'm Wrong

- Continued Next Post

- COnference

- Care Of

- Cash On Delivery

- Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack

- Coffee/Coke Out The Nose

- Chat Post

- Copy & Paste

- Can Pigs Fly

- Can't Remember A F*cking Thing

- Cyclic Redundancy Check

- Can't Remember Sh*t

- Cop Shop

- Chuckle Snicker Grin

- Central Standard Time [US time zone]

- Choose The Right

- Cute Things They Do

- Cute Things They Say

- See yoU

- See yoU Later

- See yoU LateR

- can't understand normal talk submitted by Mac

- Curriculum Vitae

- Chat With You Later

- See Ya; Cover Your A*se

- See You Later

- Parents Against Dyslexia [chuckle]

- Ducking And Running For Cover

- Doing Business As

- dont be f#cken nosey submitted by Chris

- Doing Business - Not

- damned disease submitted by sherri

- Deliciously Evil Grin

- Don't Flame Me

- Don't Forget Units

- Dear/Damn Husband

- Do I Care Asshole

- Direct Inward Dialing submitted by waikh

- Dumb Intellectual Fat Ass

- Damned If I Know

- Damned If I kNow

- Does It Look Like I Give A F*ck

- Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck submitted by Bob Pritchard

- Does It Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck

- Do It Myself

- Do It Yourself

- Don't Know

- DownLoad

- Download

- Devilish Little Grin

- Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

- Did Not Answer

- Do Not Open [used in the subject line of a post or email to indicate that the total message is included in the subject line]

- Darn Near P*ssed Myself

- Darn Near P*ssed Myself Laughing

- Domain Name System

- Dead On Arrival

- Date Of Birth

- Division of Overseas Lemming Technicians (only seen in private newsgroups - aol.newsgroups.*)

- Dirty Old Man

- Dirty Old Man Of The Year

- Disk Operating System [the original computer operating system developed by Microsoft, and how they made their name ]

- Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- Doctor

- DEAD RIGHT THERE submitted by john

- Drop To One Knee And Bow/Blow

- DeskTop Publishing

- Do The Right Thing

- Don't Try This At Home

- Do YoU See What I See

- Dead Upon Keyboard

- Do yoU Want To WhiteBoard

- Do yoU Want to WhiteBoard

- Ducking And Weaving

- Do What I Mean

- Do What I Mean Correctly

- Do What I Mean Not What I Say

- Do What I Say Not What I Do

- Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- Damn Your Eyes

- Do You Hear What I Hear

- Do You See What I See

- Ear to Ear Grin

- Emotionally Disturbed

- Emotionally Disturbed Person

- Eastern Daylight savings Time [US time zone]

- Evil Grin

- Exercise In Futility

- Evil Laughing Out Loud

- Email Message

- End Of Business

- End Of Discussion

- Errors And Omissions Excepted; Errors And Omissions Expected

- End Of File

- End Of Lecture

- End Of Message (nearly always seen in lower case)

- End Of Thread

- Every Person Is Different

- Eat Sh*t And Die submitted by elslanto

- Eat Sh*t And Die

- Eat Sh*t And Live

- Eat Sh*t And Die

- Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter

- ESPecially

- Eastern Standard Time [US time zone]

- Estimated Time Of Arrival

- Extended Three Letter Acronym

- Female

- Face To Face

- Frequently Asked Question(s)

- Fine Business; Fat B*stard

- First Come First Served

- For Crying Out Loud

- Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing

- Flying F*ck in a Rolling Doughnut

- For F*ck's Sake

- For The Feeble Minded

- Frankly I Couldn't Care Less

- F*ck I'm Good Just Ask Me

- F*ck It Got My Orders

- F*cked If I Know

- F*cked If I kNow

- Father In Law

- Figure It Out For Yourself

- Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams

- First In Still Here

- Fill In The Blank

- F*cked In The Head

- Four Letter Extended Acronym

- F*ck Me Faster

- F*ck Me Harder

- F*cking New Guy/Gal submitted by elslanto

- F*ck Off And Die

- Friend Of A Friend

- Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend

- Father Of A Girlfriend

- Fell Off Chair Laughing

- Finger Of Death

- cf FUBAR

- Freedom Of Speech; Full Of Sh*t

- Full Of Tripe

- Falling Off The Chair Laughing

- F*cking Ridiculous Electronic Device

- F*ck Right Off

- F*ck Right Off Baby

- Fruitin' Religious Zealot

- Fools Seldom Differ

- Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

- From The Bottom Of My Heart

- Face To Face

- Faster Than Light

- File Transfer Protocol

- For The Record

- Fixin' To Start

- F*cked Up Beyond All Believe

- F*cked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition

- Fear Uncertainty And Doubt

- F*ck yUo Dumbass

- F*cked Up More Than Usual

- Full Up Ready To Burst

- For What It's Worth

- Freeway

- For Your Amusement

- F*ck You And The Horse You Rode In On

- For Your Information

- Grin

- Go Ahead

- Get A Clue

- Get Away From It All

- Get A Life

- Great Big Hugs & Kisses

- Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back

- Grinning Ducking And Running

- Grinning Ducking And Running Fast

- Grinning Ducking And Running Very Very Fast

- Grinning Ducking And Weaving

- GirlFriend

- Gone For Now

- Grim File Reaper

- General F*ck Up

- Go F*ck Yourself

- Go F*ck Your Self

- Gotta Go

- Gotta Go Now

- Gotta Go Pee

- Getting Hard (male)

- Graphical Interchange Format

- Garbage In Garbage Out; Garbage In Gospel Out

- Gee I Wish I'd Said That

- Good Job

- Good Job Partner

- Good Luck

- Goofy Little Grin

- Good Luck and Good Hunting

- Giggling My A*se Off

- Greenwich Mean Time [UK Time]

- Great Minds Think Alike

- God Only Knows

- Get off my fu***ng aching back submitted by Terry Bray

- Get Out Of My Life

- Girlfriend Over Shoulder

- Groaning On The Floor In Agony

- Get On With It

- General Protection Fault; Go Puke Fast

- Great

- Get Rich Quick - a type of spam (MMF)

- Get Real yoU Impudent Thing

- Good Sense of Humour

- Glad To Be Of Service

- Get The F*ck Outta Here

- Get The F*ck Out Of My Face

- Got To Go

- Got To Get Beer

- Got To Go Now

- Glad to have Been Seminal

- Got To Pee

- God That Sucked

- Glad/Good To See You

- Getting Wet (female)

- Get Your F*cking Facts Right

- How To

- Have A Better One

- Horny As Can Be

- Have A Good Night

- Have A Good One

- Hugs And Kisses

- Have A Nice Day

- Howling At The Moon

- Honey Bear; HummingBird

- Holy Cow Batman

- Hello Honey Bear

- Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

- Hanging Head In Shame

- Ha Ha Only Half Kidding

- Ha Ha Only Joking

- Ha Ha Only Kidding

- Ha Ha Only Serious

- Have I Been ___________

- Here It Comes Again

- Hugs & Kisses

- Head Mother-F*cker In Charge

- Horny Net Geek

- Hold On A Second

- Hang On Mobile Phone's Ringing

- Hang On Phone's Ringing

- Husband Over Shoulder

- Hanging On yoUr Every Word

- Hanging On Your Every Word

- Home Page

- How Are You ? submitted by starhawk1

- How Should I Know

- Highly Sensitive Person

- How The F*ck Should I Know

- Hope This Helps

- HyperText Markup Language

- HyperText Transfer Protocol

- Head Up A*se

- HardWare

- Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)

- Head Way Up A*se

- Highway

- I Am An Accountant

- I Am A Doctor

- I Am A Lawyer

- In Any Case

- In Any Event

- It's All Good Fun Isn't It

- Internet Assigned Numbers Authority

- I Am Not An Accountant

- I Am Not A Crook

- I Am Not A Doctor

- I Am Not A Lawyer

- I Am Not A Lawyer But I Play One On TV

- In A New York Minute

- In A New York Second

- Internet Access Provider

- I Am Repeating This Parrot Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means

- I Am So Horny

- In A While Crocodile [usually used to reply to SYLA(cf)]

- I Adore You

- I Adore You Too [also IAY2]

- I'm Back

- Inadequate But Cute

- Inadequate But Marketable

- I Beg To Differ

- I See; In Character

- I Care Because

- I Could Be Wrong

- I Couldn't Care Less

- I Couldn't Give A Flying F*ck

- Internet Content Provider

- I Seek You [an Internet messaging system]

- I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You

- I see you

- I See You too

- I See yoU aRe

- Identification

- I Don't Give A Damn

- I Don't Give A F*ck (also seen as I Do Give A F*ck)

- I Don't Give A Flying F*ck

- I Don't Give A Rat's Ar*se

- I Don't Give A Sh*t

- I Don't Get It

- I Don't Know

- I Don't Know

- Internet Development Outreach and Technology

- I Don't Think So

- I'll Drink To That

- In Effect

- Internet Engineering Task Force

- I Gotta Pee

- I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Remember What They Stand For [pronounced Eye habbik nerwit siff]

- I hate it submitted by earcracker

- It Has To Be Shown

- I Hate This F*cking Place; I Have Truly Found Paradise

- If It Ain't Broke Don't Fix It

- If I Recall/Remember Correctly

- If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink

- If I Tell You What It Means Will You Kiss Me

- If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You

- I Just Like Saying

- I Know; Inverse Kinematics

- I Know What yoU Mean

- I Know What You Mean

- I Like Ike

- I Laughed, I Cried, I Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard

- I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

- I Love yoU

- I Love yoU Too [also ILU2]

- I LOVE YOU!!!!! submitted by Andrew and Brian

- I Love You

- In My Arrogant Opinion

- In My Biased Opinion

- In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion

- In My Considered Opinion

- In My Experience

- In My Humble Opinion

- I Make My Own Rules

- In My Not So Humble Opinion

- In My Opinion

- In My Own Biased Opinion

- In My Personal/Previous Experience

- In My Point Of View

- I Must Say

- In My Very Humble Opinion

- Incorparated

- I'm Not Going To Say It

- In No Particular Order

- I'll Never Tell

- Input/Output

- I Owe You

- In Other Words

- Internet Protocol

- Inter Racial

- Internet Relay Chat

- In Real Life

- I've Run Out Of Cigarettes

- In Real Time

- I Stand Corrected

- Integrated Services Digital Network

- In Search Of

- Internet Service Provider

- It Seems To Me

- I Seem To Remember

- Information Technology [a global term for all things now to do with computers]

- In The Final Analysis

- Its That Man Again

- I Think You Mean

- I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him/Her

- I Used To Know All That Stuff

- I Will Always Love yoU

- I Will Always Love You

- It Would Be Nice If

- I Wish I Knew

- I Want Sex Now

- In Your Dreams

- In Your Face

- Insert Your Favourite ________

- Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group

- If You Know What I Mean

- If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

- If You See What I Mean

- Just Another F*cking Observer

- Just Another F*ck Up

- Just A Moment/Minute

- Just Another Observer

- Just A Second

- Jazz at the Philharmonic

- Just F***ing Do It submitted by Jeff Parr

- Just For Fun

- Just For The Record

- Just For Your Information

- Just In Case

- Just Kidding

- Just Kidding

- Just My Humble Opinion

- Just My Opinion

- Just My Opinion Of Course

- Joy Of The Lord

- Joint Photographic Experts Group

- Just So You Know

- Just To Let You Know

- Jazz at the Philharmonic Auditorium submitted by elslanto

- Just Thought yoU Should Know

- Just Thought You Might Like To Know

- Just Thought You Wanted To Know

- oKay

- Know It All

- Knowledge In Bullsh*t Out

- Keep It Simple Stupid

- Kick In The A*se

- Kiss My A*se

- Kiss My Butt

- Kick Me Where It Hurts

- Kiss Me You Fool

- Kiss On Lips

- Kids Over Shoulder

- Kiss On The Cheek

- Kiss On The Lips

- Kook Of The Month

- Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup

- Know What I Mean

- Keep Your Head Out Of The Water

- Keep Your Head Out Of Your A*se

- Keep Your Head Up

- To laugh. submitted by Mandy S.

- Later

- Later

- Life's A Bitch And Then You Die

- Life's A Bitch And Then You Marry One

- Let's All Get Naked And F*ck

- Live And Let Live

- Leave A Message submitted by Brian Johnston

- Local Area Network

- Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool

- Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation submitted by Big J Dog

- Look At the Boobs on That Girl

- Lets Ditch This One

- Long Deep Wep Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- Lord Help Me

- Lord Help Us

- Let's Just Be Friends

- Live Long And Prosper

- Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

- Leave Me Alone

- Laughing My A*se Off

- Laughing My A*se Off Rolling On The Floor

- Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet On It submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

- Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Sure You Can Bet Your Ass On It. submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

- Laughing My Ass Off Till I Pee And Die For Shure You Can Bet Your Life On It submitted by Prozac0714

- Lost My Connection

- Lost My Connection Once Again

- Laughing My F*cking A*se Off

- Let Me Know

- Leave Me The F*ck Alone

- Laughing Our A*ses Off

- Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud

- Laugh out Loud

- Laughing Out Loud; Little Old Lady; Lots of Love [minority usage]

- Lord of The Rings

- Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet

- Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel

- Laughing So Hard It Hurts

- Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

- Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing

- Lucky Strike Makes Fine Tobacco (old slogan) submitted by Eric Shotwell

- Laughing So Much I Farted

- Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax

- Less Sensitive Person

- Learn To Be Funny

- Laughing 'Til I Puke

- Laughing To Myself

- Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt

- Long Time No See

- Life, The Universe, And Everything [Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy]

- love you later submitted by doug b.

- Loser USER

- Love ya

- Love You To Pieces submitted by EJA

- Love You Like A Brother

- Love You Like A Sister

- Love You With All My Heart

- Male

- Mate

- Mad About You

- Mad About You Baby

- Message Board

- Master Boot Record

- My Computer Is Better Than Yours

- Mailed

- Mountain Daylight savings Time

- Me Too

- Merge From Current [FreeBSD] submitted by Cyrille Lefevre

- More Friendly Garbage

- Mother F*cker In Charge

- Mother F*cker What's In Charge

- My Heart Bleeds For You

- My Hard Drive Crashed

- Members Helping Members

- My Hat's Off To You

- Mother In Law

- Multi-purpose Internet Mail Extensions

- Mailing

- Meaningless Information Per Second

- More Later

- Multiple Letter Acronym

- Multi Media

- Make Money Fast - a type of spam, illegal in most countries

- My Mouth Is Full

- Multi-Media eXtensions

- Mother Nature Calls

- Matter Of Fact

- Milk Out My Nose

- Male OR Female

- Member of the Opposite Sex

- Member Of The Appropriate Sex

- Message Of The Day

- Member Of The Opposite Sex

- Member Of The Same Sex

- Miles Per Hour

- More Sh*t; More of the Same

- My Southern Comfort's Empty Again

- Microsoft Internet Explorer

- MicroSoft Network submitted by Andy

- Member of the Same Sex

- My Time

- May The Force Be With You

- Multi-User Dungeon/Domain

- Mash/Mung Until No Good

- My You've Been a Busy Little Bee/ Boy.

- Mind Your Own Business

- Narcotics Anonymous submitted by elslanto

- Never A Dull Moment

- Not A Good Idea

- news.admin.net-abuse.email [Usenet newsgroup]

- news.admin.net-abuse.usenet [Usenet newsgroup]

- Never Again Volunteer Yourself

- Not Affiliated. Yada-Yada. [origin unknown]

- Nota Bene [Latin for Note Well, i.e. what follows is important]

- No Big Deal

- Not Bloody Likely

- Nothing Better To Do

- Never Change Baby

- None of your Damned Business

- No Disrespect Meant

- Anyone

- National Establishment for Real Dorks

- No F*cking Good

- No F*cking Idea

- No F*cking Way

- No - F*ck You

- Not Gonna Tell

- Never Heard Of Her/Him

- Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes

- No I Don't Want To Chat

- Not Invented Here

- Not In My Back Yard

- Not In My Term Of Office

- Nothing In Nothing Out

- Not In Therapy

- Not Logged In

- No Later Than

- Never Mind

- Never Mind

- No Middle Initial

- Not My Problem

- Not My Style

- Not My Style At All

- Night Night

- Network News Transfer Protocol

- No See 'eM

- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary

- kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home

- None Of Your Business

- No Problem

- No Problem Found

- Not People Like Us

- No Questions Asked

- Not Quite Our Sort

- No Reply Necessary

- Netscape

- No Sh*t Sherlock

- No Text

- Not Too Good

- No Therapy Helpful

- Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything

- Not That It Matters

- Not That It Matters Much

- None The Less/Never The Less

- Need To Pee

- Network User Identification

- Now You Come To Mention It

- Not Yet Implemented

- New York Minute

- Not Your Problem

- Over [to you]

- On A Totally Unrelated Subject

- On An Unrelated Subject

- OBligatory; Oh Baby

- Oh By The Way

- OverDose; Oh Dear

- One Day At A Time submitted by Jim Cathey

- One Finger Salute [the 'bird']

- Oh God It's Monday Again

- Oh I See

- On My Ass

- On My Butt

- On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off

- Oh My F*cking God

- Oh My God

- On My Monitor

- Oh No Not Again

- Oh No Not That/This Again

- Over and Out

- Out Of Character

- Out Of Interest

- Out Of Sight Out Of Mind

- Obligatory On Topic Comment [indicates that part of a message that pertains in some way to the Usenet newsgroup that the message appears in]

- Operating System

- Oh Sh*t It's Monday

- Off Topic

- On The One Hand

- Over The Counter

- Out The Door

- On The Floor [mad laughter]

- On The Gripping Hand

- Out To Lunch

- On The Other Hand

- On The Other Other Hand

- Over The Top

- On The Third Hand

- Off The Top Of My Head

- On The Whole

- Oh Well

- Or Words To That Effect

- Pack A Big Gun

- Parents Are Watching

- Play By Mail (games)

- Possible, But Not F*cking Likely

- Personal Computer/ Politically Correct

- Please Call Back

- People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms

- Public Domain

- Personal Digital Assistant submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

- Public Display of Affection

- Public Data Network

- Pretty Damn Quick

- Please Don't Shout

- Pacific Daylight savings Time

- Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

- Privacy Enhanced Mail

- Please Excuse Slow Typing

- Pure F*ckin' Magic [when trying to explain how something works]

- Pretty Good Privacy

- Piled Higher and Deeper

- pink headed youghurt slinger submitted by fam Norenius

- Politically InCorrect

- Pulled it directly out of my a$$ submitted by Mike Jones

- Pee In My Pants

- Pain In The A*se

- Pot calling the Kettle Black

- Passionate Kiss On the Cheek

- Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- Please Let Me Know

- Please Let Me Know Ok

- Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

- Please

- Please

- Pardon My Butting In

- Pardon Me ETC

- Pardon Me For Butting In

- Problem Magically Fixed Itself

- Pardon Me For Jumping In

- Pardon Me For Jumping In Here

- Pardon My Jumping In

- Peed My Pants

- Piss Off

- Put On A Happy Face

- Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

- Phase Of the Moon

- Point Of Presence; Post Office Protocol

- Piss Off Quickly

- Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back

- Parents Over Shoulder

- Plain Old Telephone Service/System

- Point Of View

- PeoPLe

- Point-to-Point Protocol; Petty Pet Peeve

- Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position

- Post Script

- Pacific Standard Time

- Powers That Be

- Proud To Have Been Seminal

- Praise The Lord

- Praise The Lord And Pass The Ammunition

- Please Tell Me More

- Pleased To Meet You

- Pleased To Make Your Acquaintance

- Please Turn Over

- Pathetic Wanker; PowWow

- Queue

- Quid Erat Demonstrandum; Quite Easily Done

- Quid Pro Quo

- Cutie; Quiet

- Are

- Red Alert

- Random Access Memory submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

- Running And Screaming

- REgarding

- Hi Again (repeat hi)

- Request For Comment

- Request For Discussion

- Reply To Flagged Message

- Right F*cking Now

- Request For Thinking

- Rank Hath Its Privileges

- Real Life

- Real Life COnference

- Real Manly Hug

- Ring No Answer

- Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason

- Rolling On Floor Laughing

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Big Time

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My A*se Off Peeing My Pants

- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Head Off

- Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud submitted by Andy

- Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable To Speak

- Rolling On Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing In My Pants

- roliing on floor laughing wiping tears in my eyes submitted by Bruce

- Reality On The Blink Again

- Rolling On The Floor

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*rse Off

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*se Off So Hard That Coke Came Out My Nose And I Wasn't Even Drinking Any

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My B*llox Off

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee

- Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One

- Right On The Money

- Role Playing Game

- Real Soon Now

- French répondez s'il vous plaît (please reply). submitted by waikh

- Real Time

- Read The Damn Manual

- Rich Text Format, Microsoft document format, comes with Wordpad in Windows 95, commonly converted to HTML

- Read The F*cking FAQ(s)

- Read The F*cking Instructions

- Read The F*cking Manual

- Right The F*ck Now

- Read The F*cking Question

- Read The F*cking Source

- Read The Screen

- Are You Eighteen submitted by J.C. Therer

- aRe yoU Male or Female

- aRe yoU Male Or Female

- *Smile*

- Stay At Home Mum

- Situation Abnormal More F*cked Up Than Usual

- Surpassing All Previous F*ck Ups

- Smart A*se Remark

- Short Attention Span Society/Syndrome

- Sh*tty But It'll Do

- Sorry, Could Not Resist

- Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus submitted by Dynamic Bits

- SECond, e.g. Wait a sec

- Sh*t Eating Grin

- Somebody Else's Problem

- Smiling Ear To Ear

- So Far As I Am Aware

- Stupid Four Letter Acronym

- Standardised Generalised Markup Language

- Sh*t Happens

- Somebody Had To Say It

- Special Interest Group or SIGnature File

- Stuffed If I Know

- Sister In Law

- Stay In Touch

- Still In The Dark

- Serial Line Interface Protocol

- Suck My A*se Raw

- Suck My Goat

- Serious Mode On

- Serious Mode OFF

- Simply a Matter Of Programming

- Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

- Situation Normal All F*cked Up

- Snot-Nosed Egostical Rude Teenager

- Signal To noise Ratio

- Significant Other

- Sense Of Humour Bypass

- Stink On Ice; State Of Insanity

- Sh*t Out of Luck

- Standard Operating Procedure

- Same Old Sh*t

- same old stuff here different day

- Short Of Time

- Speak of the Devil submitted by Angie

- Short Of Time Must Go

- SomeOne Very Special

- SPiced hAM [now a common term on the Internet used to refer to Unsolicited Bulk Email, and unsolicited multiple postings to one or more Usenet newsgroups]

- Sorry

- Same Sh*t Different Day

- Subject Says It [in email and newsgroup message titles]

- Such That; Star Trek

- Star Trek Deep Space 9

- Shut The F*ck Up

- Straight

- So To Speak

- Star Trek The Next Generation

- Star Trek The Original Series

- Star Trek Voyager

- Situation Under Control Dickheads In Charge

- Screwing Up Face In Disgust

- See yoU Later

- Shut Up No One Is Listening To You

- what'S UP

- Shut Up You Pervert

- SoftWare; So What; Says Whom

- Simple Wild Ass Guess; Scientific Wild Ass Guess

- Sealed With A Kiss

- Sealed With A Loving Kiss

- Since When Do You Rule The Web

- Screaming With Laughter

- She Who Must Be Obeyed

- So What's Your Problem

- See You Later

- SYStem OPerator

- Sweet Young Thing

- See Ya - Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya

- Throws A Beer At

- That's All Folks

- That's All For Now

- There Ain't No Justice

- There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

- Things Are Really F*cked Up

- That Ain't What I Said

- To Be Continued

- To Be Expected

- Try Before You Buy

- Telephone Call; Take Care

- Taking Care of Business

- The Cat's Dead

- The Dog's Dead

- Too Damn Many

- The End Of The World As We Know It

- Too F*cking Bad

- Too F*cking Easy

- Thank F*ck It's Friday

- Three Fingered Salute [Ctrl-Alt-Del]

- Thanks For The Thought

- Think Globally Act Locally

- Thank God It's Friday

- Thank God Tomorrow's Friday

- Thanks In Advance

- Truly I Am The Living God

- Tongue In Cheek

- Those Idiots In Control

- Thought I'd Laugh My A*se Off

- Tears In My Eyes

- There Is More Than One Way To Do It

- This Is Not A Legal Opinion

- This Is Not A Recommendation

- There Is No Cabal

- That Is Not What I Said

- To Insure Promptness

- Truth Justice And The American Way

- Thanks/Thank You submitted by Rabik Nathan

- Three Letter Acronym

- Tender Loving Care

- The Living God

- Thread Mangler

- Too Much Information

- The More I Know The Less I Understand

- too many puppies submitted by fam Norenius

- TelNet

- There's Nothing On TeleVision So

- Thanks

- The Possibilities Are Endless

- This Program Sucks (Severely)

- The Powers That Be

- thank you submitted by Linda Z.

- thank you very much

- Tears Running Down My Cheeks

- To deliberately provoke an argument in a newsgroup, mailing list or chat room.

- Tough Sh*t; Top Secret

- Total Sense Of Humour Failure

- Terminate and Stay Resident (program); Totally Stupid Rules

- That's To Be Expected

- To The Best Of My Knowledge

- Ta Ta For Now

- That's The Lot For Now

- To The Moderator

- This Too Shall Pass

- These Things Take Time

- Talk/Type To yoU Later

- Talk To You Later

- Talk To You Real Soon

- Top Versus Bottom

- Technology Without An Important Name

- To Whom It May Concern

- That's What I Said

- That's What You All Say

- That's What You Think

- Thank You

- Take Your Time [often used in reply to BRB (cf)]

- Thank You Very Much

- You

- Unrecoverable Application Error

- Unsolicited Bulk Email

- Unidentified Four Letter Acronym

- yoU've Got To Be Kidding

- UpLoad

- UpLoad

- yoU OK?

- you are a son of a motherless goat submitted by frank

- Uniform Resource Locator

- yoU aRe weLCoMe

- yoU aRe Very Sexy submitted by Collin

- USUally

- yoU Type For Sh*t

- TIME

- Under The Table

- Unix-toUnix CoPy

- Very Big Grin

- Very Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- Very Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- Virtual Hug

- Virtual Reality

- Virtual Reality Modelling Language

- Virtual Time

- With

- Wait

- Waiting

- Wait And See submitted by Tomer Radian

- What Another Bill

- When All Else Fails

- Wild Assed Guess

- What A Load Of Crap

- Wide Area Network

- Softwares, normally illegal distributed on the net

- Welcome Back

- Write Back Soon

- Write Back Soon Please

- What Comes Around Goes Around

- used when playing bridge on yoo hoo

- What Do You Mean By That

- Wrong Every F*cking Time

- Why For How Come?

- Works For Me

- Who Gives A Care About Abbreviations? submitted by Prozac0714@hotmail.com

- Who Gives A Flying F*ck

- Who Gives A Sh*t

- Wouldn't It Be Nice IF

- WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!? ***$@1*** submitted by ***$@1***

- Wash My Mouth Out With Soap

- With Out

- Work Of Art

- Waste Of F*cking Time

- Waste Of F*cking Time And Money

- Word Of Mouth

- Waste Of Money Brains And Time

- Wife Over Shoulder

- Wish Only Well submitted by Carmen Colombo

- Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips

- With Regard/Respect To

- We Sure Did Miss yoU

- what the F*ck submitted by Cookiedoh

- What The F*ck Do I Care

- What The F*ck Do I Know

- Who The F*ck Do You Think You Are

- Who The F*** Knows!? submitted by greelena

- Way To Go (Well Done!)

- What The Hell/Heck

- Why yoU Cry?

- World Wide Web; World Wide Wait

- Write When You Can

- What You Got Is What You Get

- What You Get Is What You Pay For

- What You Mean?

- What's Your Point?

- What You See Is What You Get

- Where's Your Sense Of Humour?

- eXcellent Garth

- eXtended Three Letter Acronyme submitted by PLZI

- eXcellent Wayne

- eXamine Your Zipper

- The Year 2000

- You Are A Big Help

- Yet Another Bloody Acronym

- Yet Another Off-Topic Message

- You'll Be Sorry

- Your Check / Cheque Is In The Mail

- You Can Look It Up

- You Can't Type For Sh*t

- Your Guess is as Good as Mine

- You've Got Mail! submitted by Ken

- You've Got To Be Kidding

- You Have Been ___

- You Have Been Warned

- You Have Lost

- You Had To Be There

- Yes I Am Here

- You Know What I Mean

- You Know You're A Tired Parent

- You Mean

- Your Mileage May Vary [it could be different for you]

- You're On Your Own

- You Own Your Own Words

- Yeah Right

- You Suck Severely

- Yours Truly

- You Turn Me On Baby

- You're Welcome

- You're Welcome In Advance

- You Win Some You Lose Some

- Ya Ya Sure Sure Whatever

- ZiffNet