Don't mess with Bill (no no no no)
Don't mess with Bill
(Don't mess with Bill) Say it one more time
(Don't mess with Bill)
Now, I know he's the guy who put tears in my eyes
A thousand times or more
Oh, but ev'ry time he would apologize,
I'd love him more than before
Hear what I say
Girls, keep away
(Uh-huh)
Don't mess with Bill (no no no no
Don't mess with Bill) Leave my Billy alone
(Don't mess with Bill) Get a guy of your own
(Don't mess with Bill)
Now, there's Johnny, there's Joe and there's Frank and Jim
Just to name a few
Now, Bill's got me and I've got him
I'm sure there's one for you
Hear what I say
Girls, keep away
(Uh-huh)
Don't mess with Bill (no no no no
Don't mess with Bill) He's mine, all mine
(Don't mess with Bill) Say it one more time
(Don't mess with Bill)
INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE
Though I tell myself he wants no one else
'Cause he keeps coming back to me,
Now I'm in no position to want competition
I want to be sure as can be
Hear what I say
Girls, keep away
(Uh-huh)
Don't mess with Bill (no no no no
Don't mess with Bill) Leave my Billy alone
(Don't mess with Bill) Get a guy of your own
(Don't mess with Bill) 'Cause he's mine, all mine
(Don't mess with Bill) I'll say it one more time
(Don't mess with Bill) Yea yea yea yea yea
(Don't mess with Bill) Yea yea yea yea yea
(fade out)