Next morning we drove out out of Bangkok to the Damnern Saduak floating market. We took long-tailed taxis through the canals to the market. But when we arrived... it was something of a disappointment.

There were some people selling from sampans... but mostly this was tourist market on land. This is where I bought my traditional Thai hat, though.   Back on the bus, people thought I bought a lamp shade even after I put it on my head. Or maybe because I had put it on my head. Nu explain that this was the typical Thai hat and then everyone wished they had bought one... come on' folks... what kind of travellers are you? You were all VERY busy buying that gem and gold jewelry!



And while we were at the market, Nu purchased some real, fresh Druian for us to try, Well, some of us tried it, not many. maybe three of us... and either it was better than the candy, or I was getting used to it. I had several pieces, then had to quit. I need more time and practice to gobble down a whole chunk of Durian. The darn stuff sure does stink. Nu enjoyed the Durian that we were unable to finish, but he has had a lot more practice.



In the afternoon, we toured the Grand Palace. This is a startlingly, beautiful place. Here is a site that has some lovely photos of the Grand Palace... as nice as any that I took myself. Do click on the thumbnails of the photos... the details are exquisite and I am sure you will enjoy them. Here is another link with historical information and more photos, should you be interested. This truly was a mind bending experience... visiting this palace, and we went to see the Emerald Buddha there. It isn't really emerald... it is imperial jade... the most rare and vibrant kind. It does look like emerald. This Buddha gets his gold and jewelled garments changed by the king three times a year.   Most of the other Buddhas are garbed in saffron robes, if that.. but this one was different. Very different.



We had a cocktail gathering before dinner tonight... for our farewell dinner. I ordered a Margarita, and although it was delicious... made with fresh lime juice... I still maintain that there wasn't a drop of tequila in it.

We went to the Oriental Hotel for a marvelous dinner and a program of traditional Thai dancing. The dancers were lovely with beautiful glittering, sparkly costumes. It was quite an evening.



Our wake up call the next morning came at 2:30 am to give time to check in for our 6:30 am flight home.

Everything went smoothly at the airport the next morning. And fortunately we were too busy with all the procedures to realize what a sad thing it was to leave Thailand. As far as routine went, this was the most entertaining airport I have ever been in. They had machines that collect the departure tax, and a machine that wrapped your luggage in a plastic band after it was X-rayed. The people stuck stickers on everything! On tickets, on carry-ons, on regular luggage, on boarding passes... it was great sport.



Cuz and I were unable to get seats together for the flight to Tokyo. I did ok, but poor Cuz got a couple men next to her, who were drunk when they got on the plane... as they took their seats... one commented, "Oh, Baby!"  We don't know what was meant by that... perhaps it was the only English phrase he knew. Cuz was not a happy flier, but at least they didn't try to steal her shoes.

We got new seat assignments in Tokyo so that we would be sitting together... the devil you know, and all that... heh, heh.



When we finally arrived in Minneapolis, after days and days of flying, our Boston flight was delayed because of fog in Boston. So we took off two hours late... and missed the early bus from Boston to Portland.

But we did arrive safely at last... and we got the very last bus out of the airport to Portland,   Boy were we tired. When we flew to Thailand, it took us two days. When we flew home, we arrived the same day we left. No wonder my body clock is short-circuiting!

I was so glad to see The Gypsy King at the bus station. Fortunately, the weather was clear and we could toss our bags in the back of the truck. I was getting very tired of that luggage. When we arrived home at last... it was 2:30 am.. and our vacation was truly over.



We had a wonderful time and enjoyed everything we saw and did.   I know there is an underside to every nation of the world. Thailand traffics in child prostitution; Burma deals with endangered species products... mostly tiger. And who knows what else goes on? But we were spared from seeing any part of this type of activity. Every nation has situations of which its citizens should be ashamed... and the US is no different; we also have a very dark underside.

Thailand is a beautiful country. It's people are gentle, joyous, and generous. My wish is that you will also may have an opportunity to visit this amazing country and meet the beautiful people of "Thailand, Land of Smile".

I hope you will join me again for the next chapter in Gypsy's travel adventures with her Cuz...



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April, 2000