Patti
(Female) 
"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache." 
(Male) 
Owwww. I've got to stop eating those fermented grapes.
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Joe
How about.... 
Oh, will you SHUT UP already! You're making me sick. 
or 
I have got SUCH a splitting headache. (got any aspirin?) :-)
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OMG, I didn't =really= wear that lampshade at the party, did I? 
or 
Why do I keep hiding those nuts, when I =know= I won't remember where I put them?!!! 
or 
Please, please, tell me that Hugh isn't going to sing that song, about that Mississippi Squirrel Revival again?!!! groan. 
:-) FontCat
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Vince
Pic of The Thinker with text:
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery