Jan. 5 2005 Until today, I did not know, that my squirrels had a sense of humor. Then they handed me these examples of squirrel wit! Squirrels are masters at shell games. ~~~~~~ The squirrel that got hit on the head with a walnut suffered from severe shell shock. ~~~~~~~ A squirrel's favorite hang out is a nut house. During summer vacation they take the kids to Nutt's Berry Farm and they like to watch the Nutty Professor ~~~~~~~ Squirrels that want to lose weight join NUTWATCHERS ~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the squirrel that went to ballet school? He wanted to dance in Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker" ~~~~~~~ What do you call a squirrel that loves to vacation in Rio? A Brazil nut. ~~~~~~~ Why is there no crime among squirrels? They burry their nuts. ~~~~~~~ Why don't squirrels have any problems finding a job? They make excellent branch managers. ~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the squirrel that ended up in an insane asylum? He was an absolute nut case. ~~~~~~~ Finally What do you call the sound squirrels make when they are having breakfast..................??? The crack of dawn. ~~~~~~~ Bless their little hearts