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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
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