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~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ~






What do you give a nine hundred pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Patient to doctor, "I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

Doctor to patient,"Next time, try taking off the candles first."

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Did you hear about the flag's birthday?

It was a flappy one!

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Did you hear about the tree's birthday?

It was a sappy one!

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?

"Hey, what's eating you?"

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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?

It was a tappy one!

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When I was a child, my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

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My husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Oh, I don't know", she said, "just give me something with diamonds."

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?

He has a whale of a party!

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi, Buster.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays just burn you up?

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the big candle say to the little candle?

You're too young to go out.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was a marble cake!

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake, of course!

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What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."

Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"

Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

Mice cream and cake!

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What party game do rabbits like to play?

Musical Hares.

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~ I HOPE YOU HAVE A FUN FILLED BIRTHDAY! ~


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