I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
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Patient to doctor, "I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor to patient,"Next time, try taking off the candles first."
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Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a flappy one!
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Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
It was a sappy one!
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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!
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When I was a child, my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
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My husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know", she said, "just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.
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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it's been sliced.
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He has a whale of a party!
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
Hi, Buster.
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What did one candle say to the other?
Don't birthdays just burn you up?
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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're too young to go out.
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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was a marble cake!
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What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
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How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
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What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
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Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"
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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
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What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
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What party game do rabbits like to play?
Musical Hares.
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