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Brain Games #2 1. A Guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig. 2. Writers write, but grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham. 3. A slim chance and a fat chance are the same, but a wise man and a wise guy are opposite. 4. We have noses that run and feet that smell. 5. There is no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger, no apple or pine in pineapple. 6. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? 7. A house burns up as it burns down. 8. You fill in a form by filling it out. 9. An alarm goes off by going on.
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