Winter Wonderland, Jersey Style
Drivers swear, are you listenin'?
At The Mall, folks are bitchin',
A miserable sight, they're sorry tonight,
Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
Gone away are your tires,
Meter has just expired,
They towed you away, while you shopped today,
Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
On the Parkway we will have a breakdown,
We'll be stuck and threatened on the side,
If we're lucky, muggers might come mug us,
And if we plead they may give us a ride!
Santa's sleigh was impounded,
All the Elves were surrounded,
He's now in a cell for ringin' his bell,
Livin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
Author Unknown |
