RAY: Hi there, hi, there's good news tonight, friends.
BOB: Good news for you, folks, but rather bad news for us.
RAY: We've done it again, and our loss is your gain.
BOB: You see, in anticipation of the Easter season, we laid in a supply of chocolate rabbits at our fabulous Overstocked Surplus Warehouse.
RAY: Just like you see here. Now these, friends, I must insist, were the best chocolate rabbits money could buy. Each one was genuine chocolate, all chocolate.
BOB: Each one had a purple ribbon tied around his or her neck.
RAY: Each one was edible, real edible.
BOB: But, through the carelessness of one of our alert uniformed attendants, these chocolate rabbits that we had put such a big stock in were placed next to the steampipes in our Overstocked Surplus Warehouse.
RAY: So now we are able to offer, at a ridiculously low price, exactly twenty gross of genuine, laughably edible, all chocolate wobblies such as these here.
BOB: Now these wobblies are not only appropriate for any season, friends, but the kiddies will have great fun trying to guess what the all chocolate wobblies are supposed to represent.
RAY: Now some of you imaginative youngsters will recognize dinosaurs, wombats and anteaters here at ? Wobblies.
BOB: Others will recognize pterodactyls and vultures and your mother-in-law.
RAY: But, friends, this is backed up by the Bob and Ray unconditional guarantee...not one of the kiddies will know these were once rabbits.
BOB: That's right. Any wobblie mistaken for a wabbit, rabbit, can be returned to the Bob and Ray Overstocked Surplus Warehouse, where the full purchase price will be laughably returned.
RAY: Never again do we expect to be able to make this amazing offer.
BOB: As a matter of fact the warehouse engineers have just today removed all of the steampipes from the warehouse as well as our alert uniformed attendants.
RAY: So now be the first in your neighborhood to surprise your kiddies after Easter! And remember, each of these edible, all chocolate wobblies has, somewhere in it...a purple ribbon!
BOB: Now that makes for an extra surprise that will really give the little nippers a bang, won't it...and also pull out any loose teeth that they've been trying to dislodge.
RAY: So, friends, write now immediately to Windfall, NBC New York 20, New York.
