A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself "Wow, this traffic is worse than usual, it is hardly moving". He notices a police officer directing traffic, he gets out of his car and asks "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies "It's the President. He is so depressed about not finding "weapons of Mass destruction" in Iraq that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and has threatened to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says people think he's dumb!! And he has money problems. He wants to go home to Mommy!!! We are taking up a collection." The Marine asks " Oh, really, how much have you collected so far?" V V V V V V V V The officer replied "Well, so far only about 30 gallons but I've got a lot of people still siphoning". Only kidding, George W. LOL!! Enter Source Code: MPLSFREE at Check Out! Diabetic? Get a FREE Glucose Meter! Want Free Stuff? Over 2000 Freebies at 2000Freebies.com Win a $1000 worth of DVDs! For Free E-mail Newsletters Click Here. Refunds - Coupons - Bargains for Over 200 Online Stores Lose Weight With The SlenderPatch Get your Beer Machine here Find Romance with Yahoo! Personals Please Visit My Websites! New! Bush/Kerry Funny Pages! What Were They Thinking? R-Rated! Terri's Funny Pages Terri's FLASH Funny Pages! The Michael Jackson Pages! The Martha Stewart Funny Pages!! Computers Only! Let's Bowl!   Words of Wisdom From The Babes! Maxine Name Calling The Frog Game Daily Cartoon! TO GET NEW FUNNY PAGES Emailed to YOU, FREE, SIGN UP HERE:    Join Terri's Funny Pages! FREE! Daily Email!