A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Aussie
farmer and gets to talking.
The Aussie shows off his big hay field and
the
Texan says, "Oh! We have hay fields that are at least twice that size!"
They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of
cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at
least
twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos
hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?"
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
GRASSHOPPERS in Texas?"
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The Aussie shows off his big hay field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have hay fields that are at least twice that size!"
They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?"
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any GRASSHOPPERS in Texas?"
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