16. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
17. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
18. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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20. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
21. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
22. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
23. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
24. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
25. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
26. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
27. Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.
28. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
29. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
30. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.