Bud packed his duds, jumped in old Betsy Well this place turned out to be Wholesome Valley. Bud commenced to seek out the local real estate office and with the help of Slick Sammy, he opened up a garden supply store. After all, gardening is his favorite activity.
Bud was out in his garden one day pulling weeds. Unbeknownst to him, he was standing on a fire ant mound.
Those little devils started crawling up his leg and started biting before he knew what was happening. Well, that meant only one thing. Off comes the pants. He stood unashamedly in his underwear swatting his legs and dancing up and down. After he got most of them off, he snuck across the yard and through the back door.
and headed north. He looked at all the pastures as he drove along the highway and as soon as he no longer saw any fireant mounds, he said, "This is the place."