Be it known to
ALL here present, that

Whereas

Tom Terrific was born
on this day and

Whereas

by great good fortune
blessed the town of
Wholesome Valley has
ever since its
founding enjoyed and
greatly benefited
from this good
man's tireless and
selfless devotion and
service and

Whereas

in order to fittingly
express this
town's indebtedness and
gratitude to him and

Whereas

it is with the
unanimous consent and
desire of all its
inhabitants to
honor their most
esteemed town clerk and
good neighbor

Tom

I, Joni,
Mayor of Wholesome Valley,
do therefore
proclaim this day
August l6th
in the year
of our Lord 2000
as

TOM TERRIFIC DAY

and I further
declare that this day
shall
henceforth be
observed
annually
for as long as
Wholesome Valley
shall stand.