Welcome Back
Lots More to go..Have you seen your name on a license plate yet?

Learn from your Parents mistakes Use Birth Control

I Love Cats They taste like chicken

Don't laugh, your daughter may be back

Your Lucky Color Has Faded

Work is for people who Don't know how to fish

If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If at first you don't succeed Skydiving isn't for you

Second place is the first LOSER

This Gene pool could use a little Chlorine

WHEN THERE'S A WILL I WANT TO BE IN IT

Danger I Drive Like You