In ICU we always had an garden variety of patients so to speak. We had all ages, all races, all injuries imaginable. We had a 13 tp 14 year old boy with a broken leg from a car accident. He was the most obnoxious sort of patient. He had a mouth on him that would put a Sailor to shame. No matter what you were doing for him, he would try his best to pinch each nurse in the most untouchable places. Telling his parents how he was acting did not accomplish a thing.

I was working the everning or the night shift and he turned his patient call light on. I went to see what he needed. He said come here I have something for you. Well he certainly was raising his manhood. I told him to wait a second, I had the solution to his problem. I left and soon came back. I have just what you need. I put an ice pack on his manhood.

Told him that this would solve his problem. After that I think he was afraid to get smart with me, because he knew I would dish something out for him that he did not want.