Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
A. To have his ghoul stones removed!

Q. What's a monster's favorite play?
A. Romeo and Ghouliet.

Q. What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A. Count Duckula.

Q. When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A. When you're a mouse.

Q. What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
A. A chummy mummy.

Q. What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
A. Lazy bones.

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A. Bone appetit!

Q. What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha?
A. It came back with a skeleton crew!

Q. Why do witches fly on brooms?
A. Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.

Q. What do you call a fat Jack O' Lantern?
A. A plumpkin.

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Day scare centers.

Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.

Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A. Benjamin Frankenstein.

Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.

Q. What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
A. Hide and shriek!

Q. How does a witch tell time?
A. She looks at her witch watch.

Q. How does a monster score a football touchdown?
A. He runs over the ghoul line.

Q. What is Transylvania's national sport?
A. Drac racing.

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A. No body.

Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!

Q. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
A. They boo-kle their seatbelts.

Q. Why do mummies make good employees?
A. They get all wrapped up in their work.

Q. What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
A. Fly by night operations.

Q. What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
A. Home Moaner's Insurance.

Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Q. Because people are dying to get in.