IF BILL GATES WROTE A BOOK ON WICCA...

~ The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.

~ Iconology would be a major chapter.

~ A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work.

~ Your broom would crash at least once a week.

~ Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.

~ A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magik.

~ A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book.

~ Every now & then your circle would collapse & you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again.

~ If you used the more powerful NT Magik, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down.

~ At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magik.

~ You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle (& cakes & wine would only be served after a sign from the Goddess that it was safe to do so).