I have trouble sleeping, so I often find myself awake in the middle of the night. I start thinking about nonsense. Don't ask me why! If you have an answer, let me know. One night I found myself wondering about the Loch Ness Monster. Now, nobody knows if this creature exists, but I wondered if the poor thing had enough to eat. How old is Nessie? Are there a whole family of Nessies in that lake? I thought about poor Nessie for about two hours that night. I recalled everything I had ever read or seen on television about the creature. I even recalled something I read in a science magazine fifteen years ago about some lunatic hunter who had some scheme of trapping Nessie in a net. I felt sorry for Nessie. I was concerned for his welfare. I wondered if Nessie was male or female. On one stormy night during tornado season, I started wondering about this whole business of weather. I had a roommate once who watched the Weather Channel daily. I never understood that. It isn't like he could do anything about the weather. But, there he was, several times a day watching that Weather Channel. What was he looking for? I mean, he watched those weather reports like some people watch those TV preachers. I spent many hours that night wondering about that. I could have been sleeping, but I was trying to figure out what the big deal was. I even got up and turned on the Weather Channel to see what it was all about. An absolute waste of sleep time.
Recently, I found myself wondering what they make cat treats out of. Halloween, my cat loves those things! But, some of them stink to high Heaven. Shrimp flavored treats are the smelliest. After I give her some of those, I have to go wash my hands. Do they put real shrimp in them? I got myself out of bed and read the ingredients. Shrimp is so far down on the list of ingredients, I almost missed it. Beef and Liver and different grains are at the top. Egg is even higher on the list than shrimp. So, why do they call it shrimp flavored? Is it because idiots like myself who pamper their cats beyond belief will think they are getting a nicer treat for their babies?
So, now all of you out there who wonder why I am such an Hellacious Bitch know why! It is because I stay awake nights with nightmares and worry sessions about complete nonsense!