Truth #5: (Enough about men! This is not really a man-bashing page.) Driving is a mystery. Driver's education classes are a rip off. I have taken five and still can't drive. They won't give me a license. Twenty-two years ago, I backed into a parked police car when I was taking the test. Every licensing bureau in the country has my name on a toilet paper list somewhere in their computers.

Truth #6: Speaking of which, Toilet Paper Lists do exist. I am on several. One of the local pizza delivery places never has breadsticks when I order. They know my name and won't let me have any. They tell me they are out of them. One of the local sandwich delivery places has my name on their toilet paper list, too. They won't let me have French dressing for my salad. Every time I ask for French, I get Ranch. I don't order from either of those places anymore.

Truth #7: Back to the men. Maybe this is a man-bashing page, after all. Where do they get off thinking they are smarter than women? What do men use their greatest brains for? Creating weapons and more weapons of mass destruction, that's what! If the world ever does end, it will be because men blew it up!

Truth #8: If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we send them all there? I would even be satisfied to send all of the women there because I would rather live on a barren moon with only women than on this fertile Earth with men. Have you ever thought about that?
I read a sci-fi story once about two astronauts who had been in suspended animation for a long time orbiting the Earth. When they woke up and were brought back to Earth, they found that there had been a great war and one of the weapons invented by man had unleashed a virus or something that only killed men. They were the only men left alive. One of the men, being the typical Christian male that he was, got the notion that God had saved him to rule over the world of women. They killed his ass real fast. I loved that story! Sounds like a plan to me!