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My Haunted Soul!

My name is Beverly McCarty and I enjoy making websites. Many of my websites are not for everybody; some are downright Satanic in nature. Some are funny. I even have some graphics sites where you can grab graphics for your own web sites. I have some of my poetry on websites, as well as some poems by other authors that I enjoy. Some sites are biographical in nature or simple rant pages, in case anyone out there is interested. Hardy har har!

Graphics Sites and WebTV Pagebuilding Help

Walpurgis9's Graphics Pages & MSNTV Help Pages: An entrance page to all of my graphics and MSNTV help sites.

Walpurgis9's Spider Graphics: Spider and spiderweb images and backgrounds for your websites.

Walpurgis9's Ladies Of Darkness: Images of ladies on the darkside: warrior ladies, vampyresses, enchantresses, ladies working magic, etc.

Walpurgis9's Hellish Graphics: Satanic symbols, images of devils and demons, inverse pentagrams, baphomets, blades, Hellish scenes, etc.

Walpurgis9's Doggy Graphics: Images and backgrounds featuring dogs. Eight pages of dog graphics for your websites.

Happy Faces Here!: Small collection of Happy Faces.

Here Comes The Sun: Graphics collection of suns, sun bars, and sun backgrounds.

Chocolate Graphics: Graphics of chocolate goodies.

Walpurgis9's Favorite Backgrounds: Small collection of backgrounds for webpages.

Walpurgis9's Solid Color Backgrounds: Solid color backgrounds for WebTV.

My Halloween Witches: A Collection of Halloween witches, witches on their brooms, witches stirring their brews, and their cats.

Walpurgis9's Bah! Humbug! Xmas Graphics: Graphics for those who hate Xmas.

Walpurgis9's Patriotic Graphics: Small collection of general patriotic graphics.

Snowman's Land: Small collection of snowman graphics.

Walpurgis9's Froggies: Small collection of frog graphics.

Ladybugs, Ladybugs: Collection of ladybug and ladybug pals graphics. Site formerly owned by llladybug a.k.a. Gail.

Walpurgis9's Instructions For Building An MSNTV Scrapbook: Help for Web TV newbies who want to add images to their WebTV Pagebuilder scrapbooks.

Walpurgis-9's Instructions For Obtaining URL's Of Images In Your MSNTV Scrapbook: Tutorial on getting the URL's of items transloaded into the WebTV Scrapbook.

Walpurgis9's Scrapbook Uploader: Tool for uploading images to the WebTV scrapbook.

Tools: Some tools useful to WebTV users.

Walpurgis-9's Handy Links: Links to sites helpful to WebTV pagebuilders.

True Type Fonts for MSNTV Users: Collection of TTF Files for use with online image editors.

Walpurgis9's Alt Key Guide For MSNTV: Guide to the characters created with the "alt" key on the MSNTV keyboard.

Walpurgis9's Instructions For Bouncing MSNTV Emails and Newsgroup Posts: Instructions for reading the source and html codes of emails and newsgroup posts.

Sites To Make You Laugh

Living With Kitty: An explanation of just what a cat's job is and how a human companion can live well with his or her feline boss.

Taylor The Turkey-Loving Cat And His Sidekick Halloween, The Canine Kitty: Pages about my two cats, Taylor and Halloween.

Nowhere Really, USA: Remembering schoolyard gossip and speculation running amok.

I Was The Witch Lady: This is about how the children perceived me in one neighborhood I resided in.

Thinking About Nonsense: This is about the nutty stuff I start thinking about in the middle of the night.

Walpurgis9's Forty-Eleventy Truths: Mean, man bashing page.

Hexes For My Exes: An explanation of why I don't keep my boyfriends for any length of time. Hardy har har!

Grandma Nanny & The People Who Could Fly: This is about my very first attempt at flight.

Walpurgis-9's Humor Pages: A collection of jokes that are makin the rounds on the web. I have taken many of those jokes and made pages with them for your enjoyment.

Walpurgis9's Fun Pages: Index page to ALL of my humor, fun, and funny pages.

Walpurgis9's Blonde Jokes: Index page to my blonde joke pages.

Walpurgis9's On The Job Humor: Index page to my pages about workplace humor.

Walpurgis9's Kids Humor Pages: Index page to my pages of kid humor.

Walpurgis9's Scrooge-Like Xmas Pages: Index page to my Xmas humor pages.

Walpurgis9's Southern Humor Pages: Index page to my pages with jokes about Southerners.

Walpurgis9's Humor Pages About Men: Index page to my pages with jokes about men.

Walpurgis9's Halloween and Witch Humor Pages: Index page to my Witch, Wicca, and Halloween humor pages.

Walpurgis9's Cat Pages: Index page to my humor pages about cats.

Walpurgis9's Doggy Humor Pages: Index page to my humor pages about dogs.

Walpurgis9's Medical Humor Pages: Index page to my humor pages about medicine and the medical profession.

You Know You Drink Too Much Tea If...: A humor page about tea and what to look for if you think you are addicted.

Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus: Humor page comparing beer with Jesus.

Poetry Pages

Walpurgis9's Hellish Poetry Page: An entrance page with links to my own poetry and poetry by other authors. These poems are on the darkside.

Aleister Crowley's "Hymn To Pan": Poem created by Mr. Crowley and read at his funeral.

Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven": One of Poe's most famous poems and my very favorite.

"The Conqueror Worm" by Edgar Allen Poe: Another of Mr. Poe's poems. Another favorite of mine, too.

"The Jabberwoky" by Lewis Carroll: Lewis Carroll's nonsensical poem. Or is it?

"The Derelict" by Young E. Allison: Famous sea shanty also known as "Yo Ho Ho".

Nightmares Of Desolation: My own poem.

Upon My Death: My own poem about my death.

Through This I Have Been: My own poem.

Up From Hell: My own apocalyptic poem.

Hell Has Frozen: My own poem about a frozen Hell.

Remnants Of Fire: My own poem about grief over a child's death.

Happy Halloween: My own light-hearted poem for Halloween.

My Rant Pages

My Hissy Fit: A rant about the arrogance of people who don't understand cosmic justice.

A Cauldron Of My Nightmares: An essay about my nightmares written one night when I could not go back to sleep after a nightmare.

No Presents For Christmas: A holiday raving about why I do not like nor celebrate Christmas.

Psychic Gobbledygook: Don't give money to psychics for hire!

Sympathy For The Believers: Don't give money to preachers!

Life Is Hell And Then You Die: Multipage raving about absolutely nothing that matters one damned bit and probably nobody gives a rat's patootie about anyway.

My Devil Worshipping Ways: Comments about TV Preachers.

Walpurgis9's Unholy Rant: Another of my cyber tirades about nothing of any consequence.

Medical Advertising From Hell: My rant about recent trends in medical advertising.

Online Shopping Pages

Walpurgis9's Online Shopping Pages: Index page to all of my online shopping pages.

Walpurgis9's Tea Page: Links to online tea shops

Walpurgis9's Chocolate Pages: Links to online chocolate sellers, chocolate recipes and graphics of chocolate goodies.

Walpurgis9's Blue Willow Shopping Links: Links to online shops selling Blue (and Pink) Willow.

Walpurgis9's Links To Goody-Gettin' Places: Links to online shops selling food items.

My Favorite Dolly Links: Links to online doll shops.

Walpurgis9's Online Shopping Mall: Links to all kinds of online shops.

Other Kinds Of Pages

Creepy, Crawly Halloween: My original Halloween stories for children with a few riddles thrown in for laughs.

My Favorite Xmas Goody Recipes: My favorite holiday recipes. Every recipe is simple and requires no exotic ingredients.

About Walpurgis9: Bio page with the most information about me

This Is Who I Am: Want a Picture Of Me? Damn you!

The Flag: A page about the National Anthem, The National March, and my opinions on the Flag and Patriotism.

MAGICK In The Words Of Aleister Crowley: Mr. Crowley's explanation of his use of the term "magick".

Timely Words From Julius Ceasar. Well, Sort Of.: Words attributed to Ceasar by some, but probably not his words. They could be, though, because it is exactly what he did. The words are relevant to current events.

Walpurgis9's Collection Of Online Newspapers and News Websites: Links to online newspapers all over the world that I like to read. Some I read daily; some I read when the mood strikes me.

Walpurgis9's Personal Library: A list of the books in my personal library.

E-Mail Me!

Visitors Since Jan 7, 2001