The Paradox of our age.
We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints; we spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom and lie too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space; We've done larger things, but not better things; We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul; We've split the atom, but not our prejudice; We write more, but learn less; We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait; We have higher incomes; but lower morals; We have more food but less appeasement; We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication; We've become long on quantity, but short on quality. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships. These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure and less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition. These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to YOU, and a time when you can CHOOSE either to make a difference, or to just hit delete... choose delete, and you forfeit your right to complain. What do you think?
Think about it...
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station...
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed
UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . .
they were cramming for their finals.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little
tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use.
Perhaps toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post
Office? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while
they delivered the mail?
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is
full of portraits by Picasso.
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live
there?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the OTHERS here for?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is
winning.
As I said before, I never repeat myself!
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
1. There's a preacher and wife who are very, very poor.
They
already have 14 kids. Now she finds out she's pregnant with
the 15th.
They're living in tremendous poverty. Considering their
poverty and the excessive world population, would you
consider recommending she get an abortion?
2. The father is sick with syphilis, the mother has TB.
They have 4 children. the 1st is blind, 2nd is dead, 3rd is
deaf, 4th has TB. She finds she's pregnant again. Given the
extreme situation, would you consider recommending
abortion?
3. A 13 year old black girl was raped and got pregnant. If you were her parents, would you consider
recommending abortion?
4. A teenage girl is pregnant. She's not married. Her
fiance is not the father of the baby, and he's very upset.
Would you consider recommending abortion?
READ ON...IT REALLY MAKES A GOOD POINT...
In the first case, you have just killed John Wesley. One of
the great evangelists in the 19th century...
In the second case, you have killed Beethoven.
In the third case, you have killed Ethel Waters, the great
black gospel singer...
If you said yes to the fourth case, you have just declared
the murder of Jesus Christ!!
"For you created my inmost being; you knit me together in my mother's womb. I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well." ~PSALM 139:13-14~
1. Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game -
God
2. C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God
3. What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You
Understand? - God
4. We Need To Talk - God
5. Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour
Longer - God
6. Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God
7. That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It. - God
8. I Love You... I Love You... I Love You... - God
9. Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God
10. Follow Me. - God
11. Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding. - God
12. My Way Is The Highway. - God
13. Need Directions? - God
14. You Think It's Hot Here? - God
15. Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God
16. Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God
17. Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A
Test. - God