Splish, splash I was takin* a bath
Long about a Saturday night.
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin* in the tub
Thinkin* everything was alright.

But when I turned around man, what did I see?
A geisha gal was scrubbin* my back for me!
Wham, bam! Well I thank you maam,
Now that*s the way a bath oughta be!