Splish, splash I was takin* a bath Long about a Saturday night. A rub-a-dub, just relaxin* in the tub Thinkin* everything was alright.
But when I turned around man, what did I see? A geisha gal was scrubbin* my back for me! Wham, bam! Well I thank you maam, Now that*s the way a bath oughta be!