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God is. Any questions?

Give God what's right -- not what's left.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end -
- God's way leads to an endless hope.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma-
-but never let him be the period.

When God ordains, He sustains.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Compassion
is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Don't let your worries get the best of you.
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited ..
until you try to sit in their pews.

God promises a safe landing .. not a calm passage.

Interface with God: jesus@heaven.net

I'm under the influence... of God!

Next time you think you're perfect ... try walking on water!

One Nation under God!

The best mathematical equation I've ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose ..
but mosquitoes and sand gnats come close.

When you get to your wit's end .. you'll find God lives there.

People are funny
..they want the front of the bus
..the middle of the road
..and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once
..but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

Quit griping about your church;
if it was perfect .. you couldn't belong.

If the church wants a better preacher
..it only needs to pray for the one it has.

The phrase guaranteed to wake up a congregation...
"And in conclusion..."

God Himself does not propose to judge a man ..until he is dead.
..So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete
..thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches;
what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises" ..are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses .. not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men .. You catch them .. He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

To make a long story short .. don't tell it.

Christians aren't perfect... just forgiven.

Go to church don't wait for the Hearse to take you.

Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Created / Copyrighted ©Laine Caudell
10:28 PM .. 10/13/2004
.All Rights Reserved.
Updated 1:15PM ..July 26th, 2005



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