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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Is there another word for synonym?
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is that considered a hostage situation?
why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes have the same number of calories per serving?
How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why don't penguins ever get frostbite?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces?
Why do we have to dry clean rain coats?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Is it possible to have a civil war?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home,
why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Are they just the slow learners?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do we sing, "Take me out to the ballgame" when we're already there?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is lemonade made with artificial flavors and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jelly beans?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do we call it "chilli" if it's hot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
And Why did I make this silly page anyway? To make you go crazy with all the blinking lights?
And one last thought...
Just remember, you can criticize the President, you can criticize the Vice-President, you can criticize Congress...but you really have to hand it to the IRS.
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Is there another word for synonym?
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is that considered a hostage situation?
why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Why do corn flakes and Sugar Frosted Flakes have the same number of calories per serving?
How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why don't penguins ever get frostbite?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces?
Why do we have to dry clean rain coats?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Is it possible to have a civil war?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home,
why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away?
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Are they just the slow learners?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do we sing, "Take me out to the ballgame" when we're already there?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
If "I am" is the shortest sentence in the English language, could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Does that screwdriver really belong to Phillip?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is lemonade made with artificial flavors and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jelly beans?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do we call it "chilli" if it's hot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?
And Why did I make this silly page anyway? To make you go crazy with all the blinking lights?
And one last thought...
Just remember, you can criticize the President, you can criticize the Vice-President, you can criticize Congress...but you really have to hand it to the IRS.