Hey idiot-You're driving a car not a phone

My Friends may be honor students,But you're still an Idiot

My horn is Broken.....Watch my Fingers

The more I learn..The less I understand

We are the children our parents warned us about

If you can't dazzle them with Brilliance Baffle them with Bull_s--t..

No Radio in bus - Already Stolen

The more people I meet, The more I like my dogs...

Take me Drunk...I'm HOME

My IQ came back Negative

Hard work has a Future payoff Laziness pays off now

I miss my husband But my aim is getting better