QUOTES 2 GO #3

"Your children are not your children...
They come through you but not from you.
And though they are with you yet, they belong not to you...
You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth."

- Kahil Gibran
"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way"

- Babe Ruth
"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by each experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'"

- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry NEVER fixes anything."

- Mary Hemingway

"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from."

- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
"To excel is to reach your own highest dream. But you must also help others, where and when you can, to reach theirs. Personal gain is empty if you do not feel you have positively touched another's life."

- Barbara Walters

"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the things you think you cannot do." `- Eleanor Roosevelt`	"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." `- John Wayne`	"Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is a freedom." `- Marilyn Ferguson`
"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness." `- David Weatherford`	"There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow." `- Orison Swett Marden`	"Dealing with Parkinson's Disease is the operative word. I found myself at seven years not battling it. Not struggling with it. Not suffering from it. Not breaking under the burden of it, but dealing with it." `- Michael J. Fox`

"Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself." - Alan Alda	"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, they make them." - George Bernard Shaw	"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde
"The essence of our effort to see that every child has a chance must be to assure each an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different - to realize whatever unique potential of mind, body, and spirit he or she possesses." - John Fischer	"What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing." - Aristotle	"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny." - Albert Ellis

"Up to a point a man's life is shaped by environment, heredity, and movements and changes in the world about him. Then there comes a time when it lies within his grasp to shape the clay of his life into the sort of thing he wishes to be. Only the weak blame parents, their race, their times, lack of good fortune, or the quirks of fate. Everyone has it within his power to say, "This I am today; that I will be tomorrow." - Louis L'Amour	"Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction." - Brian Tracy	"Somehow I can't believe that there are any heights that can't be scaled by a man who knows the secrets of making dreams come true. This special secret, it seems to me, can be summarized in four C's. They are curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy, and the greatest of all is confidence. When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionably." - Walt Disney
"Many people know so little about what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves -- and find nothing! Therefore they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves either." - Helen Keller	"Goals are new, forward-moving objectives. They magnetize you towards them. It's time to stop tiptoeing around the pool and jump into the deep end, head first. It's time to think big, want more and achieve it all!" - Mark Victor Hansen	"One of the best ways to educate our hearts is to look at our interaction with other people, because our relationships with others are fundamentally a reflection of our relationship with ourselves." - Stephen Covey

"I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel" - Elizabeth Arden	"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming." - Barbarella	"Education is what survies when what you have learned has been forgotten." - B. F. Skinner
"A nickle ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Bera	"Bachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn't they be married too." - H. L. Mencken	"All things are difficult before they are easy." - Thomas Fuller

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: No Pain, No Pain." - Carol Leifer	"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are." - John Wooden	"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number #1." - Arthur Ashe
"It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. You can not make progress without making decisions." - Jim Rohn	"People will pay more to be entertained than to be educated." - Johnny Carson	"Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it." - T. Lehrer

"Where there is great love there are always miracles. - Willa Carter	"People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what thay've done." - Cullen Hightower	"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with a little rain." - Dolly Parton
"I've never been jealous. Not even when my Dad finished fifth grade a year before I did." - Jeff FoXworthy	"The only reason to take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again!" - Erma Bombeck	"The secret to getting ahead is getting started!" - Sally Berger

"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed." - Wislawa Szymborska	"Destiny is not a matter of chance it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." - W. J. Bryan	"I hate Housework! You make the beds, do the dishes, and six months later---you have to start ALL over again! - Joan Rivers
"The smile is the universal symbol for accepting others." - Susan Isaacs	"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." - Norm Papernick	"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death." - Earl Wilson

"I'm looking forward to the end of the world! I want to go shopping! Man...just think of all the GREAT sales!" - Dwayne Kennedy	"There is only one success... to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." - Christopher Morle	"All that we see or seem, is but a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe
"As I sit at the traffic light watching it change from green to yellow to red to green again... I often sit and ponder about life... was it always filled with honking and screaming?" - Jack Handy	"I'm lucky if I can get an intern to work the copy machine for me!" - David LeTTerman	"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy them by asking if there is anythng you can do. Think up something apporiate and do it!" - E. W. Howe

"People change and forget to tell each other." - Lillian Hellman	"What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly." - Richard Bach	"Make your life a mission, not an intermission." - Glasgow
"I've been on a diet for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks!" - Totie Fields	"We're trained to believe, not to know. Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous." - Frank Herbert	"We gotta laugh at the serious stuff." - Tom Snyder

"If you drop your keys into a river of hot molten Lava; let 'em go, because, man they're gone - Jack Handley	"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." - Ashleigh Brillant	"We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason, nobody's done it." - Andy Rooney
"When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else." - Oscar Wilde	"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you!" - Mohammand Ali	"My father was a proctologist, my mother an abstract artist. That's how I see the world." - Sandra Bernhard

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." - Edith Wharton	"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police." - Keith Richards	"Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it." - Ellen Frankfort
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus." - Bob Rubin	"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it." - Jean-Paul Sartre	"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he/she doesn't feel you've done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter

"Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an eXhilarating eXperience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end." - Dr. Thomas Dooley	"Don't cry over anything that can't cry over you!" - Mr. T	"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the WRONG HOUSE, that's what it means! - Henny Youngman
"If you give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm!" - Bruce Barton	"Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it." - Anthony J. D'Angelo	"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of." - Burt Bacharach

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein	"Self-Pity is our worse enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world." - Helen Keller	"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself." - Salvador Dali
"An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." - Orlando A. Battista	"Truth exists; only lies are invented." - Georges Braque	"You don't have to stay where you came from." - Suzane Sommers

"There are some people who are 17, 18, and 19 who are already dead. And there are some people who are 90 who are in orbit." - Leo Buscaglia	"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone." - Dr. Loretta Scott	"I read the Obituaries everyday....to make sure I'm not in them." - Douglas E. Gordon
"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." - Elbert Hubbard	"The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all." - Leo Buscaglia	"To acheive a realistic panic scene in TITANIC, director James Cameron played an audio tape of Kathie Lee Gifford singing If My Friends Could See Me Now!" - David LeTTerman

"A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view." -Wilma Askinas	"The most beautiful thing we can eXperience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." - Albert Einstein	"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting." - Fran Leibowitz
"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." - Martin Mull	"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: "This looks much better On." On what? On fire?" - Rita Rudner	"Catch on fire with enthusiam and people will come for miles to watch you burn." - John Wesley

"Would people applaud me if I were a good plumber?" - Marlon Brando	My kids never had the advantage I had. I was born poor." - Kirk Douglas	"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." - Alfred Hitchcock
"To me, love for a person is respect for individual feelings...respecting privacy and accepting faults." - Clint Eastwood	"The person that is out to do something great has to keep it in high gear all the time." - Douglas Fairbanks, Sr.	"In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together after the ceremony that causes all the problems." - Shelly Winters

"To accommodate 76 year old Senator John Glenns' return to space, all space shuttle devices will be operated by the Clapper." - David LeTTerman	"You can't take a picture of this. It's already gone..." - Alan Ball, "6FU"	"Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost." - Robert H. Schuller
"What you think of me is none of my business." - Terry Cole-Whittaker	"I'm not upset about my divorce from Tom Arnold... I'm only upset that I'm not a widow." - Roseanne	"Think of the talent that's been lost due to the lack of courage." - G. F. Gordon

"Your children are not your children... They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you yet, they belong not to you... You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth." - Kahil Gibran	"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way" - Babe Ruth	"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by each experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'" - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry NEVER fixes anything." - Mary Hemingway	"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from." - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross	"To excel is to reach your own highest dream. But you must also help others, where and when you can, to reach theirs. Personal gain is empty if you do not feel you have positively touched another's life." - Barbara Walters

"Your children are not your children...They come through you but not from you.And though they are with you yet, they belong not to you...You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth."- Kahil Gibran

"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way"- Babe Ruth

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by each experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'"- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry NEVER fixes anything."- Mary Hemingway

"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from."- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

"To excel is to reach your own highest dream. But you must also help others, where and when you can, to reach theirs. Personal gain is empty if you do not feel you have positively touched another's life."- Barbara Walters

"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the things you think you cannot do."- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway."- John Wayne

"Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is a freedom."- Marilyn Ferguson

"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness."- David Weatherford

"There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow."- Orison Swett Marden

"Dealing with Parkinson's Disease is the operative word.I found myself at seven years not battling it.Not struggling with it.Not suffering from it. Not breaking under the burden of it, but dealing with it."- Michael J. Fox

"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, they make them."- George Bernard Shaw

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."- Oscar Wilde

"The essence of our effort to see that every child has a chance must be to assure each an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different - to realize whatever unique potential of mind, body, and spirit he or she possesses."- John Fischer

"What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing."- Aristotle

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny."- Albert Ellis

"Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction."- Brian Tracy

"Many people know so little about what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves -- and find nothing! Therefore they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves either."- Helen Keller

"Goals are new, forward-moving objectives. They magnetize you towards them. It's time to stop tiptoeing around the pool and jump into the deep end, head first. It's time to think big, want more and achieve it all!"- Mark Victor Hansen

"One of the best ways to educate our hearts is to look at our interaction with other people, because our relationships with others are fundamentally a reflection of our relationship with ourselves."- Stephen Covey

"I'm not interested in age.People who tell me their age are silly.You're as old as you feel"- Elizabeth Arden

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."- Barbarella

"Education is what survies when what you have learned has been forgotten."- B. F. Skinner

"A nickle ain't worth a dime anymore."- Yogi Bera

"Bachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn't they be married too."- H. L. Mencken

"All things are difficult before they are easy."- Thomas Fuller

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: No Pain, No Pain." - Carol Leifer

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."- John Wooden

"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number #1."- Arthur Ashe

"It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. You can not make progress without making decisions."- Jim Rohn

"People will pay more to be entertained than to be educated."- Johnny Carson

"Disclaimer:If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it."- T. Lehrer

"Where there is great love there are always miracles.- Willa Carter

"People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what thay've done."- Cullen Hightower

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with a little rain."- Dolly Parton

"I've never been jealous.Not even when my Dad finished fifth grade a year before I did." - Jeff FoXworthy

"The only reason to take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again!"- Erma Bombeck

"The secret to getting ahead is getting started!"- Sally Berger

"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed."- Wislawa Szymborska

"Destiny is not a matter of chance it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."- W. J. Bryan

"I hate Housework!You make the beds, do the dishes, and six months later---you have to start ALL over again!- Joan Rivers

"The smile is the universal symbol for accepting others."- Susan Isaacs

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."- Norm Papernick

"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."- Earl Wilson

"I'm looking forward to the end of the world! I want to go shopping! Man...just think of all the GREAT sales!"- Dwayne Kennedy

"There is only one success... to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." - Christopher Morle

"All that we see or seem, is but a dream."- Edgar Allan Poe

"As I sit at the traffic light watching it change from green to yellow to red to green again... I often sit and ponder about life... was it always filled with honking and screaming?" - Jack Handy

"I'm lucky if I can get an intern to work the copy machine for me!"- David LeTTerman

"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy them by asking if there is anythng you can do.Think up something apporiate and do it!"- E. W. Howe

"People change and forget to tell each other." - Lillian Hellman

"What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly."- Richard Bach

"Make your life a mission, not an intermission."- Glasgow

"I've been on a diet for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks!"- Totie Fields

"We're trained to believe, not to know. Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous."- Frank Herbert

"We gotta laugh at the serious stuff."- Tom Snyder

"If you drop your keys into a river of hot molten Lava;let 'em go, because, man they're gone- Jack Handley

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."- Ashleigh Brillant

"We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away.You could drive that in a week, but for some reason, nobody's done it."- Andy Rooney

"When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else."- Oscar Wilde

"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you!"- Mohammand Ali

"My father was a proctologist, my mother an abstract artist.That's how I see the world."- Sandra Bernhard

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."- Edith Wharton

"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."- Keith Richards

"Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it."- Ellen Frankfort

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."- Bob Rubin

"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it."- Jean-Paul Sartre

"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he/she doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."- Laurence J. Peter

"Dedicate some of your life to others.Your dedication will not be a sacrifice.It will be an eXhilarating eXperience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end."- Dr. Thomas Dooley

"Don't cry over anything that can't cry over you!"- Mr. T

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?It means you're in the WRONG HOUSE, that's what it means!- Henny Youngman

"If you give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm!"- Bruce Barton

"Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it."- Anthony J. D'Angelo

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."- Burt Bacharach

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."- Albert Einstein

"Self-Pity is our worse enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world."- Helen Keller

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."- Salvador Dali

"An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." - Orlando A. Battista

"Truth exists; only lies are invented."- Georges Braque

"Your children are not your children...
They come through you but not from you.
And though they are with you yet, they belong not to you...
You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth."

- Kahil Gibran

"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way"

- Babe Ruth

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by each experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.'"

- Eleanor Roosevelt

"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry NEVER fixes anything."

- Mary Hemingway

"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from."

- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

"To excel is to reach your own highest dream. But you must also help others, where and when you can, to reach theirs. Personal gain is empty if you do not feel you have positively touched another's life."

- Barbara Walters

"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the things you think you cannot do."

`- Eleanor Roosevelt`

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway."

`- John Wayne`

"Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is a freedom."

`- Marilyn Ferguson`

"We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness."

`- David Weatherford`

"There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow."

`- Orison Swett Marden`

"Dealing with Parkinson's Disease is the operative word.
I found myself at seven years not battling it.
Not struggling with it.
Not suffering from it.
Not breaking under the burden of it, but dealing with it."

`- Michael J. Fox`

"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, they make them."

- George Bernard Shaw

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."

- Oscar Wilde

"The essence of our effort to see that every child has a chance must be to assure each an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different - to realize whatever unique potential of mind, body, and spirit he or she possesses."

- John Fischer

"What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing."

- Aristotle

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny."

- Albert Ellis

"Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right and important, although difficult, is the highroad to pride, self-esteem, and personal satisfaction."

- Brian Tracy

"Many people know so little about what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves -- and find nothing! Therefore they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves either."

- Helen Keller

"Goals are new, forward-moving objectives. They magnetize you towards them. It's time to stop tiptoeing around the pool and jump into the deep end, head first. It's time to think big, want more and achieve it all!"

- Mark Victor Hansen

"One of the best ways to educate our hearts is to look at our interaction with other people, because our relationships with others are fundamentally a reflection of our relationship with ourselves."

- Stephen Covey

"I'm not interested in age.
People who tell me their age are silly.
You're as old as you feel"

- Elizabeth Arden

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."

- Barbarella

"Education is what survies when what you have learned has been forgotten."

- B. F. Skinner

"A nickle ain't worth a dime anymore."

- Yogi Bera

"Bachelors know more about women than married men, if they didn't they be married too."

- H. L. Mencken

"All things are difficult before they are easy."

- Thomas Fuller

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy is: No Pain, No Pain."

- Carol Leifer

"Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are."

- John Wooden

"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number #1."

- Arthur Ashe

"It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What matters most is getting off. You can not make progress without making decisions."

- Jim Rohn

"People will pay more to be entertained than to be educated."

- Johnny Carson

"Disclaimer:
If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it."

- T. Lehrer

"Where there is great love there are always miracles.

- Willa Carter

"People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what thay've done."

- Cullen Hightower

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with a little rain."

- Dolly Parton

"I've never been jealous.
Not even when my Dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

- Jeff FoXworthy

"The only reason to take up jogging is to hear heavy breathing again!"

- Erma Bombeck

"The secret to getting ahead is getting started!"
- Sally Berger

"In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed."

- Wislawa Szymborska

"Destiny is not a matter of chance it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."

- W. J. Bryan

"I hate Housework!
You make the beds, do the dishes, and six months later---you have to start ALL over again!

- Joan Rivers

"The smile is the universal symbol for accepting others."

- Susan Isaacs

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad."
- Norm Papernick

"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

- Earl Wilson

"I'm looking forward to the end of the world! I want to go shopping! Man...just think of all the GREAT sales!"

- Dwayne Kennedy

"There is only one success... to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it."

- Christopher Morle

"All that we see or seem, is but a dream."

- Edgar Allan Poe

"As I sit at the traffic light watching it change from green to yellow to red to green again... I often sit and ponder about life... was it always filled with honking and screaming?"

- Jack Handy

"I'm lucky if I can get an intern to work the copy machine for me!"

- David LeTTerman

"When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy them by asking if there is anythng you can do.
Think up something apporiate and do it!"

- E. W. Howe

"People change and forget to tell each other."

- Lillian Hellman

"What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly."

- Richard Bach

"Make your life a mission, not an intermission."

- Glasgow

"I've been on a diet for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks!"

- Totie Fields

"We're trained to believe, not to know. Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous."

- Frank Herbert

"We gotta laugh at the serious stuff."

- Tom Snyder

"If you drop your keys into a river of hot molten Lava;
let 'em go, because, man they're gone

- Jack Handley

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

- Ashleigh Brillant

"We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away.
You could drive that in a week, but for some reason, nobody's done it."

- Andy Rooney

"When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else."

- Oscar Wilde

"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you!"

- Mohammand Ali

"My father was a proctologist, my mother an abstract artist.
That's how I see the world."

- Sandra Bernhard

"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."

- Edith Wharton

"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police."

- Keith Richards

"Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it."

- Ellen Frankfort

"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."

- Bob Rubin

"The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it."

- Jean-Paul Sartre

"You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he/she doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."

- Laurence J. Peter

"Dedicate some of your life to others.
Your dedication will not be a sacrifice.
It will be an eXhilarating eXperience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end."

- Dr. Thomas Dooley

"Don't cry over anything that can't cry over you!"

- Mr. T

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you're in the WRONG HOUSE, that's what it means!

- Henny Youngman

"If you give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm!"

- Bruce Barton

"Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it."

- Anthony J. D'Angelo

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."

- Burt Bacharach

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

- Albert Einstein

"Self-Pity is our worse enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world."

- Helen Keller

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

- Salvador Dali

"An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it."

- Orlando A. Battista

"Truth exists; only lies are invented."

- Georges Braque